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SELF-HELP ME!!!!

SELF-HELP ME!!!!

I don’t read self-help books. I find them pedantic and patronizing. Same goes for memoirs, generally. But the other books weren’t helping and WHATAKNOW?!?

Your Religion and My Kids

Your Religion and My Kids

I hope that I will raise my children to know your religion. YOURS. ALL OF YOURS. I hope that I will raise them to love people and to be kind and gracious. I hope that they will forgive and ask to be forgiven. I hope that they will accept those with differences and lift those who struggle. I hope that they find faith.

Fuck Your Mommy Blog

Fuck Your Mommy Blog

Just kidding. I love your mommy blog, I just hate when it tricks me into thinking it cares about me when really it’s just trying to sell me something. Be authentic and stop taking advantage of your community or really, fuck your mommy blog.

Don’t Be a Plugger

Don’t Be a Plugger

  Remember the Funny Pages?  Or maybe a better question: Remember newspapers?!  Don't answer that, for the love of god.   My grandfather used to love the comic strip “Pluggers”.  It is a snarky, self-deprecating peek into the life of the Plugger -- broadly-brushed as...

You’re Not Boring, You’re Just Bored

 Every time I feel this way I take on a new project. Last time I started an MBA. The time before that got a puppy when my daughter was an infant. It's like a temporary lapse in sanity, in order to help me *feel* something. GIVE ME PURPOSE OR GIVE ME DEATH! *Now, this...

Depression | The Dark + Dirty

Depression is dark and dirty. It’s really hard to see through when you’re in it and even harder to remember when you’re not. It’s irrational and careless and really fucking scary. It makes you believe that life is futile. It makes you believe things are hopeless. It...

WE GET IT, YOU DON’T LIKE KIDS.

<rant> You don’t like kids. Listen, I get it. You don’t love them noising up your restaurants or your airplanes or your public spaces in general. You didn’t choose them, so why should they affect your life so loudly? I completely understand. The thing is, I’m...

Happiness & How You Can Help

DISCLAIMER:  My husband is delightful; I love him and the life we have created.  Please remember that as I continue and hang on for the ride… To begin, you should know that I’ve been on a lovely anti-depressant cocktail since accepting my PPD over two years ago; I...

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