by mommallennial | Mar 23, 2020 | Uncategorized
Remember the Funny Pages? Or maybe a better question: Remember newspapers?! Don’t answer that, for the love of god. My grandfather used to love the comic strip “Pluggers”. It is a snarky, self-deprecating peek into the life of the Plugger —...
by mommallennial | Jul 16, 2019 | Growth
OH MY GOD STOP APOLOGIZING FOR EVERYTHING! (That’s me I’m talking to, but also probably you too, so listen up!) TAKE YOUR PLACE, MOMS. Own your space and don’t you dare apologize for being a human. REPEAT AFTER ME: “I’m grumpy and I live...
by mommallennial | Jun 17, 2019 | Parenting
Every time I feel this way I take on a new project. Last time I started an MBA. The time before that got a puppy when my daughter was an infant. It’s like a temporary lapse in sanity, in order to help me *feel* something. GIVE ME PURPOSE OR GIVE ME DEATH! *Now,...
by mommallennial | Jun 17, 2019 | Parenting, Postpartum
Depression is dark and dirty. It’s really hard to see through when you’re in it and even harder to remember when you’re not. It’s irrational and careless and really fucking scary. It makes you believe that life is futile. It makes you believe things are hopeless. It...
by mommallennial | Jun 17, 2019 | Parenting, Postpartum
<rant> You don’t like kids. Listen, I get it. You don’t love them noising up your restaurants or your airplanes or your public spaces in general. You didn’t choose them, so why should they affect your life so loudly? I completely understand. The thing is, I’m...
